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PostSubject: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:12 am

This is just a bit of fun.Post a reason why you are late for/work/dinner/here whatever make is a fun reason nothing serious.
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I'm late because when i went to get out of my car my thong was stuck on the gear stick
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:21 pm

Sheka wrote:
This is just a bit of fun.Post a reason why you are late for/work/dinner/here whatever make is a fun reason nothing serious.
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I'm late because when i went to get out of my car my thong was stuck on the gear stick

sheka,,, thats an interesting statement......explain .. :dunno:

your explaination s gonna make me late.. :smile2:
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:23 pm

Stopping to explain to johno ANd to get his head out of my car has made me late rofl
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:07 pm

ha ha ha ha rofl rofl
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:58 pm







I'm late because i had to help Sheka get her thong off the gear stick ---
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:05 pm

I'm late because I now have TWO people with their heads in my car..PL GET OUT!! rofl
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:10 pm







I'm late because Sheka keeps moving when she talks to johno, excuse me lady, could i ask you to hold this woman still for me so i can help her? ---
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:16 pm

Now I'm late because the woman that was passing by whom killie asked to help has phoned the police and i'm being arrested affraid
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:22 pm







I'm late because i got arrested as well, and johno, he just got a warning --- wink
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:29 pm

It's cold in this cell can johno or somebody get me out because I'm going to be VERY late!
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:55 pm

im late cos i had run home for bail money for sheka n killie
n to buy a new thong cos they wont let sheka out wearing that mini mini ...
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:35 pm






I'm late because Sheka refused to put on the new thong johno bought for her and she's barracaded herself in the toilets and won't come out for us, so i'm waiting for Elvis to arrive, he'll get her out.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:31 pm

Don't be daft Killie who do you think I'm in there with HUH! HUH! Ok I'll come out so I can go home...but taking him with me :wub:
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:56 pm







I'm late because i've been to the car park to drive Shekas' car home, she's so darned tied up with Elvis she's forgotten about her car.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:01 am

I'm late ,I spent hours looking for my car...pttts my thong is still in there Groan
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:06 am






I'm late because i ran into Elvis and we went for a coffee before he goes back to take Sheka out for dinner.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:15 am

Just phoned the police to arrest the person who has abucted Elvis so gonna be late.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:13 pm






Sheka was re-arrested for wasting Police time, Elvis and i will have to go and bail her out (but not before we have gone to dinner first) so i guess i'll be really really late.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:16 pm

Late again don't laugh but i got my big toe stuck in the bath tap...err can't say how
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:27 pm






I'm late because i had a friend in to visit this mornong and they've only just left. wink
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:31 pm

Late here Killies friend wanted to go but she wouldn't let her so I had to go get her out.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:50 pm






I'm late because while Sheka is heading to my house, i'm already in hers, eating her lunch (toasted scones with lashings of cheese) Hhhhhmmmmmm lovely they are too. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:13 pm

I am late because I have been doing naughties with Vicky
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:03 pm

Late here because i was trying to see what delboy was doing taptap
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:11 pm






Late here because i had to relax after such a lovely lunch.
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