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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:16 pm

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Late here because i was trying to see what delboy was doing taptap
I will ask if I can web cam it next time! Not she would kill me,
We are great friends with a bit of zest no commitments (which is something I would love to give in a relationship , sadly the love of my life found another! but I can all but Dream of a lady falling for my qaussimodo looks , one that would help this 50ish bloke remember the good old days when he was a strapping 15 stone muscular "boxing champ in the Army" a second lef "Discharged as a captain" who is now on stilts "crutches" and has free parking "Blue badge" and can still just about afford to enjoy life ) You up for it Sheka I do have some nice cars if we meet for lunch and I dont like the company normally I say going to my car for my wallet an whoosh I is gone (forgot to mention I am unreliable and very finicky about clenliness in my home and how I dress ) :smile2:
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:20 pm

Late because I just injected woodworm in ...errr somebody's crutches ..in any case you wouldn't be able to handle me delboy
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:25 pm

Sheka wrote:
Late because I just injected woodworm in ...errr somebody's crutches ..in any case you wouldn't be able to handle me delboy
er they are ally ones
and as long as you are 30 to 80 and not in a relationship I could handle anything (anybody want to sell me some viagras ) this is the reason I love this place its all fun and no one gets offende as long as its not over the top some other forums should take that on board!!
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:28 pm

I had to stay and bury my wood worm because they died...he never told me there were ally Groan
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:30 pm




I'm late because, Sheka is keeping me tied up in here so i can't get in touch with her special friend again
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:36 pm

Ok I'll brb gonna be late though better let killie out
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:37 pm

I am late cos I is wondering why Killie and Sheka are involved in bondage
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:41 pm

Wonder on m8

Late because Killie wouldn't keep still
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:42 pm






I'm late because i can't stop wriggling, Sheka is tickling me without really knowing it.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:03 pm

I'm late because I had a phone call from the people who make Winalot asking if i liked the taste scratch
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:16 pm






I'm late because the Winalot in my pockets is weighing me down --- wink
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:22 pm

Sheka wrote:
Wonder on m8

Late because Killie wouldn't keep still

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I'm late because i can't stop wriggling, Sheka is tickling me without really knowing it.
I am late because
I am going to send you two a ruddy webcam I am sitting here with all sorts going through my mind how I wish I was younger!!
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:03 pm





I'm late because Delboy arrived with a webcam each for Sheka and me --- wink
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:35 pm

im late cos i had a datewith killie on the first dry sunday in the middle of the week
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:55 pm






i'm late because on the first dry Sunday in the middle of the week, i waited for johno, i'm still waiting --- wink
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:49 pm

I'm late because my tears are flowing after Spurs let another 2 points get away
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:55 pm

I'm late because when hubby said he wanted scampi for dinner he didn't say I had to go catch it.....boy that water was cold..brrrrrrrrrrrr!
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:59 pm






I'm late becausee Sheka needed a good rub down with a scrubbing brush, boy these Barnacles don't let go easily eh? wink
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:05 pm

Bloody ell killie you scrubbed my sun tan off...so late here as had to go under my sun lamp for 2 hours.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:59 pm






I'm late because after i got Sheka settled on the sunbed, i had to clear up the Barnacles, man there were hundreds of them.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:30 pm

II got up late because i spent half the night making some guy a siggie.Then tripped over some barnacles that had been left on the floor....KILLIE!!! naughty
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:47 pm

I am late genuinely cos I was in hospital half the night as my daughter who is a dr thought I was having a friggin heart attack (IT was heartburn indigestion) If ever you are asked by friends or family "LIE" 4am They let me out :furious: blood pressure 154 over 101 So what I have high blood pressure ! I now have my mum (who is not in the best of health ) turn up and bollock me for not looking after myself!!! I had had enough yesterday due to the FACT I am not capable of looking after my grand kids wtf else can go wrong but not in fun in anger!
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:03 pm


Oh del, that's awful, i am glad you are okay though, you look after yourself sunshine. :squeeze:







I'm late because of the earbashing i got from Sheka, i had to bathe them, Huh! some folks are soooo ungrateful. :(
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:33 pm

thanks Killie I am such a drama queen sometimes LOL honestly NEVER tell anyone how you are feeling!!
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PostSubject: Re: I'm late   Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:08 pm

I'm here at last had to wash Del's car ..dunno why :dunno:
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