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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:03 pm

Late here had to rescue Lady..poor thing fancy being thought of as a male orangutang..or even a female one for that matter. ..bad enough trying to teach Killie the art of seduction..but she is learning fast
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:55 am

Im slightly late as I have had a lovely oranutang called Clyde making advances at me , Thankfully Sheka rescued me in time before things got hairy
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:36 pm

Late because I am now hairy..don't ask Groan
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:37 pm


I'm sure fooled lady in my Clyde outfit, i was only going to give her these as well. Anyway, must hurry as Sheka will be waiting on me, so sorry folks, i'm gonna be late AGAIN.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:44 pm

Good one Killie..you sure do learn fast...right of for more lessons for Killie..or maybe she could teach me something Might be VERY late now
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:01 pm



I will have a go at teaching Sheka a thing or two..........mind you, you know what they say.................You can't teach an OLD dog, new tricks...........................................oh dear, i shouldn't have said that ........i'm for it now .................. taptap now where is Sheka? :dunno: .................think i'll stay here awhile....................
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:23 pm

You can but you can't from me Killie..so who you calling a bitch See dragons eat people like you ...ok I'm that was funny...now where the hell are you woman...gonna be late as Killie has done a runner Groan
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:18 pm






I'm gonna be pretty late again as i'm taking the LLLOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG road round to Shekas place.................................to give her time to cool off.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:39 pm

Guess what killie..I can see you you gonna need a lot of these OK now back to more lesson and this time behave woman I got some of this wine so we drink ,listen to :elvis: and away we go...VERY late
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:18 pm







Oh shut the door, and lock all the windows, take the battery out of the doorbell, a night with ELVIS singing, :elvis: AND lots of wine What more can a girl ask for You know what i'm not gonna be late, I'M NOT GONNA BE THERE. :bye:

It's Now or Never
Come hold me tight
Kiss me my darling
Be mine tonight
Tomorrow will be to late
It's now or never
My love won't wait

When i first saw you
With your smile so tender
My heart was captured
My soul surrendered
I'd spend a lifetime
Waiting for the right time
Now that your near
The time is here at last

CHORUS AGAIN

Just like a willow
We would cry an ocean
If we lost true love
And deep devotion
Your lips excite me
Let your arms invite me
For who knows when
we'll meet again this way

CHORUS AGAIN


Right your turn now Sheka............. now where is that glass of wine.... wine Ahhhhhh, that's better.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:40 pm

Ok Killie recovered a little but gonna have a night with :elvis: Hic! Hic!

One night with you
Is what I'm now praying for
The things that we two could plan
Would make my dreams come true

Just call my name
And I'll be right by your side
I want your sweet helping hand
My loves too strong to hide

Always lived, very quiet life
I ain't never did no wrong
Now I know that life without you
Has been too lonely too long

One night with you
Is what I'm now praying for
The things that we two could plan
Would make my dreams come true

Always lived, very quiet life
I ain't never did no wrong
Now I know that life without you
Has been too lonely too long

One night with you
Is what I'm now praying for
The things that we two could plan
Would make my dreams come true
Any more wine Killie
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:56 pm



I'll have one or three Sheka wine Hic Hic Hic Thumbs Up



Are you lonesome tonight
Do you miss me tonight
Are you sorry we drifted apart
Does your memory stray to a bright sunny day
When i kissed you and called you sweetheart
Do the chairs in your parlour seem empty and bear
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there
Is your heart filled with pain
Shall i come back again
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight

I wonder if your lonesome tonight
You know someone said the world was a stage
And each must play apart
Fate had me playing in love with you as my sweetheart
Act one was when we met i loved you at first glance
You read your line so cleverly you never missed a cue
Then came act two you seemed to change you acted strange
And why i'll never know
Honey you lied when you said you loved me
And i had no cause to doubt you
But i'd rather go on hearing your lies
Than go on living without you
Now the stage is bare and i'm standing there
With emptiness all around
And if you won't come back to me
Then make them bring the curtain down

Is your heart filled with pain, shall i come back again
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight


Another one of these i think wine my throat is dry with all that singing.

Your up again Sheka my friend. :hug2:

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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:20 pm

KILLIE!! PM!! now woman look

As not everyone likes Elvis.... I think we had better post these songs in Elvis thread...right now back to serious stuff.

I'm late as I got lost in photobucket..can't say why
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:42 pm

I'm late because I am Photo Bucket and am trying to evict squatters
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:32 pm







I'm late because i was in photobucket and got lost in time looking at all the lovely photographs then suddenly Imbrutus grabs me by the neck and thows me out, what's that all about eh? i hurt my shoulder too, i'll be late because i need to visit the chemists for pain killers.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:42 pm

Killie HE is now picking on you :hug2: Never mind he luvs us really.Got to go find Killie ..so gonna be late ....Looks around ..now where is she :dunno: You still squatting?
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:03 pm






I'm late because it's so much fun watching Sheka try to find me...............think i might give up soon though because she gets SOOOO angry the more frustrated she becomes. ........................her i am Sheka, lets get the lesson started.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:24 pm

OK!!!!! OK killie I'm here!! now stop moaning woman or I'll put you back in photobucket and let HIM sort you out Late again because I was reading and my book fell on nose ..so can't type... :dunno: why..don't ask
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:29 pm






will be a little late because i have to take my friend Sheka to casualty because her book fell on her nose and she is now covinced that she has the second sight, poor woman.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:35 pm

" Sing" I can see clearly now.... Ok i have to go to bed as my nose is in plaster and can't hold my head up....you try getting plastered.....KILLIE you did affraid Gonna have to put Killie to bed...so nite all..might be late again Groan GET in bed woman NO you can't have an :hest: yet
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:42 pm

IM LATE COS I WAS SO SHOCKED AT SHEKA SAYING SHE WAS GOING TO BED TO GIVE IMBRUTUS
SOME HEAD ... rofl
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:47 pm

johno what you on man i want some it is...you're gonna be very late tomorrow..for you m8
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:16 pm

aint on nothing sheka hon,, just high on life
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:39 pm

johno

Late as I had get johno out he wasn't naughty really but better watch out rofl
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:55 pm

I'm late because the hole in the wall payout didn't pay out, so sold my body. After 4 hours of pain and degredation I've collected 47p so I'm on the way
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