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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:03 pm

Imbrutus wrote:
I.m late because the chemist has a shortage of condoms so now searching Yellow Pages for nearest stockist
im late because i got all the condoms and i would hate to waste them

wash them after use then ........... rofl

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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:53 pm

johno wrote:
now now sheka, no need to be sarky,
i seen the way you walk in the morning s
kinda sorely

Johno WHAT are you doing in my bedroom in the morning
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:04 pm

has my post been tampered with here
thats my excuse

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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:50 pm

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has my post been tampered with here
thats my excuse

We ain't that brave m8 rofl I'm going to be as I'm from the boss
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:05 pm

I'm sorry i'm running late .......but.......................................................................





erm............well..........................................................I'm sorry i'm late ......OKAY!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:10 pm

KILLIE you hide him girl naughty ...gonna seek up on him when you're not looking
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:28 pm

it wasnt me it was the other admin thats my excuse

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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:31 am

You sure WG..only i did see your hat by the door
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:18 pm

That's okay Sheka, while you were seeking up on me i had already seeked up on you and.............................................well..............................................................................



...........................................sorry..................................yea right...........................this guy i took from you.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:29 pm

Killie look who came back to me.................
Eat ya heart out girl...he has given ME his....I'm gonna be very late..err
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:14 pm

That's okay Sheka, as they say, it's not lost what a friend gets..........................Anyway, i'm much to busy with this guy.......................oh Antonio.................be still my beating heart.


We are so busy.........eh.....talking............yea, let's call it talking. I can assure you, i'm having so much fun ....................................................Sheka, i'm gonna be really really late....................................................................okay Antonio baby, here i am ......ohhhhhhh!!!
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:21 pm

I'm late ...had to get the firebrigand to come and put the fire out in here....KILLIE!!...you must calm down girl,not good for your blood pressure
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:01 pm




I've having a whale of a time with my Antonio, sorry mr fireman, you are not needed here, my blood is just quite fine and dandy. Thumbs Up Ohhh Ant my boy..................................take a rest why don't you. Sorry guys, i'm gonna be really, REALLY late. Antonio.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:06 pm

I'm late because I have been looking for Imrutus & Johno...where have them two got to...no doubt in trouble some place naughty
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:50 pm





Got Antonio to take a nap. I'm late because i was waving johno off on the bus as he is taking a few days break, dunno where Imbrutus is though.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:53 pm

Ok Killie..going to look for a sexy dark haired wench...that is where HE will be .Some here...so.might be late..I'll do it quiet so as not to disturb..you no who wink
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:23 pm





I'm so sorry i'm late ...................Antonio decicded to have a relaxing bath and insisted i join him........................ well i could'nt turn that down, now could i? .....................................ooooooh i'm so glad i decided to saY yes.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:10 pm

KILLIE I thought you were a respectable married lady ...aw sod it GO FOR IT woman
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:01 pm





I'm late because Sheka and i had a long talk..................................yes, let's call it a talk with Antonio and Elvis and the upshot is .....................................well we're going to be really really late.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:33 pm

SHH!!! Killie HE is watching..... and ...I'll meet you same place..ok..but i'm going to be late
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:57 pm






That's okay Sheka................................they are not really listeneing anyway.......................meet you at the usual place in an hour, okay?
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:22 am

KILLIE I'm still here waiting...will you put him down
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:45 pm




Sheka!!!! your not doing so bad yourself..............please, you'll wear his lips out woman, incidentaly, we're standing right behind you and have been for the last three quarters of an hour. Pull yourself together girl. rofl
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:02 pm

Killie..I'm in luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv I just can't see anything but ...ok I have calmed down...but I'm gonna be late
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:32 pm




I noticed you were in Luuuuuvvvvvvv Sheka.........the reclining position kinda gave it away.................mind you i was doing some reclining of my own at the time as well. In fact.......................................it was so good, i'm gonna be very late.........................................yea, i could really get to liking it down here.
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