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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:20 pm

Im late because Wiseguy said he would give me a lift to the pub , But I had to walk as he met a beautiful blonde
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:03 pm

im late cos lady was sleepin on my shirt tail n i could nt get up
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:11 pm







I'm late cause i forgot all about Cookie, i'm headed there now and she's gonna be mad at me.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:56 pm

Cookie was so I had to stay and calm her down...so late now.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:22 pm







I had to leave Cookie sooner than i wanted to because i had to go to Sheka to help her understand that she IS most certainly A LADY, so i'm gonna be late :smilewave:
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:25 pm

Late because I'm trying to convince Killie I'm NO lady
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:31 pm






oh dear, i'm really, really going to be late, i can see this is'nt going to be as easy as i first thought it would be, never mind, i'm determined.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:33 pm

I'm late had to take my panther of here as it was getting to friendly with Killies
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:12 pm







I'm late because i was worried about the 2 panthers, then i remembered, mine is the male so i won't have the problems, well assuming there is one or 2-4-or 6
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:32 pm

Killie ..your's is in pink how is he male? Late here as have to explain sexes with Killie
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:50 pm







a..ha Sheka, that my dear is how he sucks the females in, gonna be really late as i have the explain the art of 'Crafty'
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:46 pm

IM LATE COS SHEKA TOOK HER TIME SHOWING ME SHE WAS NO LADY..... rofl
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:05 pm






Gonna have to try and get Sheka away from johno before she makes a fool of herself...................i am forulating a plan..........................so i might be sometime.
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:26 pm

I'm late as I was having fun with johno...Killie go away woman stop spoiling my cunning plan
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:32 pm

I'm late because I've been trying to source some bromide for Johnos tea, after all he should let the rest of us have a chance with the females
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:56 pm

:hi2: , wont drink tea or coffee ever again
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:04 pm

It's ok johno he is just jealous...so I'm going to be late now as going to lock him back up
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:07 pm

in his cage well dont rattle it rofl
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:12 pm

No rattling...just a few through the bars ...don't tell him i said but he sweet really...he might read this
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:06 pm

im late cos i was pleading my mate imbrutis s case to sheka
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:11 pm

I'm late cos Sheka made me cook the dinner or lose my nuptials, bloody fair ennit?



K Johno, being as you've joined ranks with me I'll put the sharpened Scalpel away for now, but if you still do more pulling than me I'll have to reconsider
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:27 pm






I'm late because i'm sore with laughing, that Sheka fairly know how to reel the boys in eh?
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:39 pm

Killie I'll show you a few tricks girl...then you will be very late :pmsl: (new smiley)
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:42 pm







I'm coming over now for my first lesson Sheka.........sorry folks................i 'm gonna be very VERY late --- rofl
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PostSubject: Re: EXCUSES   Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:45 pm

Ok Killie I'm just getting the book out,and the and other things ...can,t say here wink
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